The only thing I can say is props to him for saying it out loud. Just not sure the best place to say it out loud was on an online dating group. Probably should’ve saved it for his diary, whatsapp status, or future therapist’s office (where he’ll end up when he’s confused he couldn’t find this perfect specimen).
Then, we’ve got bachelor #2. He’s a gem, which is why I saved the best for last! He posted “Anyone from Massachusetts?” last week in one of these single Facebook groups so I responded that I was, and he “friended” me. I noticed we both had photos with the Red Sox world series trophies, so I message him about his photos. Our conversation went like this (and yes, I wish this had just been a boring whatsapp exchange instead of the mess it became):
I stopped responding there. I just got bored with him. It’s hard to fight with crazy. Oh, but wait, wait. Sorry, I’m just easily offended. Ha! First of all, shall us ladies give him some pointers on not mentioning porn as our profession if he’s attempting to woo us? And then the “bunghole” talk? Even my 22-year-old nephew is more mature than that! I think I may have giggled about Beavis and Butthead’s bungholio references in college…and maybe in the privacy of my brother’s apartment….but not when I’m having a correspondence online with a potential suitor! Duh. There’s a time and a place. Even whatsapp has limits, and bunghole banter probably isn’t best saved for a first impression.